On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a baby in my belly.
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 2 growing boobs and a baby in my belly.
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 3 hours of glucose testing, 2 growing boobs and a baby in my belly.
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 4 calls to the doctor about excessive vomiting, 3 hours of glucose testing, 2 growing boobs and a baby in my belly.
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 5 swollen fingers, 4 calls to the doctor about excessive vomiting, 3 hours of glucose testing, 2 growing boobs and a baby in my belly.
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 6 baby showers, 5 swollen fingers, 4 calls to the doctor, 3 hours of glucose testing, 2 growing boobs and a baby in my belly.
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 7 nights of sleeping on the sofa, 6 baby showers, 5 swollen fingers, 4 calls to the doctor, 3 hours of glucose testing, 2 growing boobs and a baby in my belly.
On the eight day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 8 hours of child birth classes, 7 nights on the sofa, 6 baby showers, 5 swollen fingers, 4 calls to the doctor, 3 hours of glucose testing, 2 growing boobs and a baby in my belly.
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 9 months without drinking, 8 hours of child birth classes, 7 nights on the sofa, 6 baby showers, 5 swollen fingers, 4 calls to the doctor, 3 hours of glucose testing, 2 growing boobs and a baby in my belly.
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 10 hormonal days of weeping, 9 months without drinking, 8 hours of child birth classes, 7 nights on the sofa, 6 baby showers, 5 swollen fingers, 4 calls to the doctor, 3 hours of glucose testing, 2 growing boobs and a baby in my belly.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 11 packs of diapers for diapering, 10 hormonal days of weeping, 9 months without drinking, 8 hours of child birth classes, 7 nights on the sofa, 6 baby showers, 5 swollen fingers, 4 calls to the doctor, 3 hours of glucose testing, 2 growing boobs and a baby in my belly.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 12 pairs of maternity underwear, 11 packs of diapers for diapering, 10 hormonal days of weeping, 9 months without drinking, 8 hours of child birth classes, 7 nights on the sofa, 6 baby showers, 5 swollen fingers, 4 calls to the doctor, 3 hours of glucose testing, 2 growing boobs and a baby in my belly.
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Oh my gosh I can not stop laughing!! I loved this!
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